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Parodyverse Moments #4, Future Apocalypse, Part 2
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Parodyverse Moments #4, Future Apocalypse, Part 2


3205 AD

Visionary 5’s lab, where the crazed youth continued to sit and plan.
The door opened, revealing another teammate. This one was green with scales and wings. “Vishy, what do you need? Everyone is gathering for the funeral.”
Vish swirled his chair around and got up. He was holding a strange device. “Hello Chameleon Dragon. This will only take a moment. Here, let me put this on.”
Chameleon Dragon allowed him to strap the device on his left arm. “Sure. And it’s Beeep.”
“Pardon?”
“You know. Beeep Dangle. That’s my name. You can call me by it. We’ve been members of the saaaaAAARRGGH!”
The shape shifting Legionnaire could not control his form. He started to burn and melt at the same time.
“I’d rather not. It’s a stupid name. Besides, it really does not matter. As a shape shifter, you could spoil my plans and I cannot have that. This device breaks down your metabolic code so instead of sleuthing around like you’re so fond of doing, you die early in my plans. I do have to be careful, you know.”
After the last of the dead Legionnaire vaporized, Visionary 5 simply stepped over where Beeep’s body was, pressed a few buttons on his console and then walked out of his lab.




Space Sector Ceti-Alpha-Fuuki;

One of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes’ ships continued to soar through space.
Heroic Von-el flew the ship while his girlfriend, Shadow Dancer, spoke on the communicator. On the tiny screen was the image of Amazingly Cosmic Boy. “Yes, Rocc. We’ll be there shortly. It turned out the computer sent out a false alarm. The Dulkonis are fine.”
“Alright. Just don’t delay. Jayth wants everyone at the funeral.”
“Of course. Shadow Dancer out.” The blue skinned heroine turned to her boyfriend with a saddened expression. “I still can’t believe it. Ima, ProjectrAsil, Val, Nurall, Tum, Gym and Von. All dead from Computoto’s attack.”
Golden Elemental agreed from his seat behind them. “I thought Vishy deleted that crazy killer computer?”
“Apparently he didn’t do a very good job.” Bug Babe snapped back.
“Hey Lisette, that’s an awful thing to say!” Frog Boy responded.
“You should know by now, Mikk, that our dear miss Lisette Langer has no love for our resident scientist.” HappyBouncyElasticLad! responded while sitting upside-down on his chair.
“Enough. All of you. It’s a sad day for the Legion. We’ve lost so many lately. Show some respect.” Heroic Von-el called back.
“It’s all right Von-el.” Shadow Dancer rubbed his massive shoulders. “We all feel the loss.”
“Uuhh.”
Shadow Dancer turned around to face the only other passenger unaccounted for. “Mysa? What’s wrong?”
The White Sorceress barely stood in the doorway of the small sleeping quarters and put her hand to her head. “Something’s wrong, Tazmania.”
Shadow Dancer rushed to her friend to help her sit down. “Here. You need to rest some more. The death of your sister was a terrible blow.”
“NO!” Mysa Nalley, the White Sorceress, shouted out. “NO! It’s not just Nurall’s death! Don’t you people see? He caused it!”
“Who?” Shadow Dancer asked.
“Wait. What’s wrong with these controls?” Heroic Von-el asked aloud as the console started to go haywire.
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” Jimee Olssoni, Chaos’ current champion known as HappyBouncyElasticLad! quoted.
Mysa stood her weak, white body up and shouted, “It’s Visionary 5! He’s killing . . .”
CRAAAKAABOOOM!
The ship exploded. Shadow Dancer, Bug Babe, Frog Boy and Golden Elemental were instantly atomized before Von-el’s horrified eyes.
After the debris cleared, White Sorceress and HappyBouncyElasticLad! were missing. Von’s charred body floated in the void of space.
His eyes burned red with hate.



Gurrithax, one of the burial worlds used by the United Systems;

Standing fifteen feet tall were stone statues of the Legion’s honored dead. Mailbox, Chemical Hwk, Invisible Archer and Matter Eating Musician were joined by Saturn-Ziles, Princess ProjectrAsil, Karate Knight, Dream Cheryl, Natstar, Big-Bird and Von R Harper.

Standing solemnly, the remaining Legionaries talked quietly before the funeral for their friends began.
Lightning-Hatress cried on WolfWolf’s shoulder. “Oh Brim! Jayth is taking this so hard. He won’t even speak to me and I’m his twin.”
“I can’t blame him, Aylalala. He and Saturn-Ziles just got married. Somethin’ like that’s gotta burn a man’s soul.”
Tears ran down Shrinking Fern’s cheeks as she said to Ultra Thunder Boy, “I wish Phantom Ghost Girl could have been here. When she decided to stay in the 21st century, she had no idea what was going to happen here.”
“Yea, fair small one. Lady Tonya wilt be most distraught when she returns. I wilt have to comfort her upon her return.” The lost Ausgardian boy responded.
Triple L said to De X Streak, “Only one of my three selves is here. I left my other two selves back at the headquarters. I figured someone should wait for Von El’s team.”
Amazingly Cosmic Boy spoke to NTU-4000. “I still can’t reach Von El and the others. Chameleon Dragon has also disappeared. Maybe we should wait?”
“No.” Lightning-Hat responded from behind, an act that shocked both youths. “We’ve waited long enough. It’s time to begin.”

The leader of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes walked to the podium. If his teammates thought he was being ridged, they said nothing.
Jayth Razz greeted them and then began his eulogy. He spoke for awhile. He talked of the first time he had met Ima Arlee, of their love and affection. He told them what they already knew, how he, Ima and their friend Rocc Grinn had saved a politician with their powers and earned his respect. He went on to talk of how he took the name Lightning-Hat, Ima became Saturn-Ziles and Rocc became Amazingly Cosmic Boy. How they formed the Legion, based on the ideals of the first Lair Legion all those years ago. As Jayth continued, it was apparent he was holding back the shear amount of hate and fear inside him. Something killed their friends. Visionary 5 claimed it was an old foe but that just did not seem right.
After he was finished, Jayth opened it up for other members to speak of their memories of the fallen. After several did, Visionary 5 surprised everyone when he got up to speak.
“Death is all we seem to be facing lately. Recently I lost someone very dear to me.”
Exferno rolled his eyes and whispered to Bouncing thud. “Oh brother. Will he ever get over that 21st century bimbo?”
Visionary 5’s eyes turned an ugly shade of green for a moment, then a strange smile crept across his face. He continued, “The death of Jackie Roberts has made me think about life. It caused me to realize that all of us are not living up to our potential. I, for instance, am far more than a intellectual lackey, meant to simply solve this planet’s many Neanderthals’ problems.”
Everyone started to look angry. Some whispered to each other.
“I can not have love, but I was never meant for love. I was meant for leadership. As an evolved being with a 12th level brain, world conquest is the only thing worth my brilliance.”
He pressed his flight ring. Electricity shot through the Legionaries present. Amazingly Cosmic Boy, Shrinking Fern, WolfWolf, Pegistar, Triple L and Frozen Produce were all fried from the inside out. Each one dropped to the ground, a burnt out husk. NTU-4000 also fried. His armor melted over his burnt skeleton.
Lightning-Hat and his sister Lightning-Hatress controlled electricity naturally, so it had no effect. Exferno was used to solar temperatures and was able to survive. Ultra Thunder Boy was invulnerable to electricity, Bouncing thud was rubber, oBlok was stone and WildYofire was energy. De X Streak simply vibrated her body to allow the electricity to pass through her. Each one threw off their flight rings and approached.
De X Streak was the first to reach Visionary 5. When her hands passed through his hologram, he smiled.
“Good bye, Legion.”

The planet Gurrithax exploded.



Next time, the surviving Legionaries fight to the last man or woman against their greatest foe.


Footnotes:


Lair Legion of Super Heroes 3205 AD Roll Call:
Lightning-Hat (Jayth Razz)
Phantom Ghost Girl (Tonya Wazzo)
Triple L (Lorno Booko) 1,2, (3rd self dead)
Visionary5 (Query Pox)
Heroic Von-el (Von-el/Victory)
Ultra Thunder Boy (Jon Nahnah)
Exferno (Derek Morgnan)
Bouncing thud (Chuck O Riley)
Lightning-Hatress (Aylalala Razz)
WildYofire (Yee, Drake Burpups)
oBlok (‘Mike’)
De X Streak (Kari Brown)

Honored Dead.
Mailbox (Drew Noland) (died stopping the Sun Hugger)
Chemical Hwk (Condoo Airlip) (died in battle)
Invisible Archer (Kyle Norm) (died during Crisis)
Matter Eating Musician (Tenzon Kermal) (died during Crisis)
Saturn-Ziles (Ima Arlee) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Princess ProjectrAsil (ProjectrAsil) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Karate Knight (Val Amorry) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Dream Cheryl (Nurall Nett) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Natstar (Tum Kalling) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Big-Bird (Gym Allin) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Von R Harper (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Amazingly Cosmic Boy (Rocc Grinn) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Chameleon Dragon (Beeep Dangle) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Pegistar from Havenstar (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Shrinking Fern (Saluu Digme) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Golden Elemental (Jan Arrah) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
NTU-4000 (Tobias Batista) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Frog Boy (Mikk Bungii) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Shadow Dancer (Tazmania Mellon) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
WolfWolf (Brim Lobo) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Frozen Produce (Brak Banning) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
Bug Babe (Lisette Langer) (Victim of Visionary 5’s madness)
HappyBouncyElasticLad! (Jimee Olssoni) (M.I.A., presumed dead)
White Sorceress (Mysa Nalley) (M.I.A., presumed dead)




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